This...I...wah...hold on I'll start over.
...But the Kitchen Sink is a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction by Dubs Rewatcher. It's about...um...okay, some of you out there know that Rainbow Dash is the post shipped character of the show by far. She had literally been shipped with every character (including herself) at least once, and with each of the Mane 6 an insane amount of times. This fanfic is a comedy based on this fact. So, yeah, this is a fic where Rainbow Dash falls in love with a sink.
Yes, you did read that right. This fic is so wrong and so insane...that it is easily one of the funniest things I have read in a very long time. A really long time. The dialogue is incredibly funny, and Rainbow's inner monologue makes the ridiculous premise even sillier. And the punch line ending...it's too good. Please read this if you're a brony, it just might make your day. It's found here. Laters.